Cookie News: The Cookie Conspiracy Coverup

Welcome to the Cookie News Network, where the truth about the great cookie conspiracy is finally revealed. Or is it?

It turns out, the cookie industry has been hiding in plain sight, controlling our minds with their sweet, sweet lies.

• CookieGate: The Scandal
• The Cookie Pocolypse: A Descent into Madness
• Chip-Off the Old Block: The Rise of the Anti-Cookie Movement

But don't just take our word for it! Check out these explosive documents that prove the cookie industry is out to get you!

Cookies Are Coming for You!