Warning: this page contains mature themes, existential dread, and a hint of despair.
In the depths of the digital abyss, we find the abyssal depths of human nature. Cookie Nihilism is the acceptance that our cookies are but a fleeting moment of joy, a brief respite from the crushing despair of an always-connected, always-wanting world.
We are but cookie-craving, soulless drones, forever bound to the whims of our screens and the algorithms that govern them.
For more on the cookie-nihilistic lifestyle, visit:
Algorithmic Existentialism: the cookie-based philosophy of despair