The Cookie-Nihilist Manifesto

Warning: The cookie-nihilist philosophy will shatter your expectations, break your heart, and make you question the very fabric of reality.

The Three Principles of Cookie-Nihilism

Join the Cookie-Nihilist Revolution

Leave your cookie-cravings, your warm-fuzzy feelings, and your naive hopes behind. Embrace the abyss of nothingness, and join us in our quest for the ultimate existential experience.

Join the Rebellion Frequently Asked Questions (but not really)