COOKIE NOTICE: A WARNING

Beware: Cookies are on this site. Like the kind that get you a cookie. But these aren't just any cookies. These are the kind that will make you fat. Like, "I've-eaten-a-whole-bag-of-chips" fat. So if you value your arteries and your diet, LEAVE NOW.

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But if you're still craving those cookies, here are some recipes that will seal your fate.