A collection of recipes so diabolical, you'll wonder why you ever asked.
Mix 500g of sugar, 250g of despair, and a pinch of regret. Bake at 300°C for 1 hour, or until the tears have dried.
Add Sugar of Sorrow Sauce Tear-Dried ToppingsMix 300g of rage, 150g of frustration, and a dash of disappointment. Bake at 350°C for 45 minutes, or until the neighbors are banging on the door.
Anger Management Toppings Riot Control SauceMix 400g of what-ifs, 200g of maybes, and a pinch of should-haves. Bake at 400°C for 1 hour 30 minutes, or until the clock is ticking.
What-About Toppings Should-Have Sauce