COOKIES OF DOOM

A collection of recipes so diabolical, you'll wonder why you ever asked.

Recipe 1: The Cookie of Unending Sorrow

Mix 500g of sugar, 250g of despair, and a pinch of regret. Bake at 300°C for 1 hour, or until the tears have dried.

Add Sugar of Sorrow Sauce Tear-Dried Toppings

Recipe 2: The Cookie of Unrelenting Anger

Mix 300g of rage, 150g of frustration, and a dash of disappointment. Bake at 350°C for 45 minutes, or until the neighbors are banging on the door.

Anger Management Toppings Riot Control Sauce

Recipe 3: The Cookie of Eternal Regret

Mix 400g of what-ifs, 200g of maybes, and a pinch of should-haves. Bake at 400°C for 1 hour 30 minutes, or until the clock is ticking.

What-About Toppings Should-Have Sauce
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