Blood-Red Chip Cookies

Warning: these cookies are not for the faint of heart. They're for those who dare to take a bite of the dark side.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of whole milk of the damned
• 1 cup of blood-red food coloring
• 1 cup of crushed up skull bones
• 1 tsp of bat wing powder
• 1 tsp of eye of newt
• 1 tsp of dragon's breath

Instructions:

• Mix the ingredients together in a bowl of darkness
• Stir counterclockwise while whispering ancient incantations
• Scoop out circles of cookie dough, but beware the cursed cookie cutter
• Bake in a oven of despair