Cookbook for the Apocalypse

Cookie of the Abyssal Domsday Device Recipe

Warning: Do Not Attempt to Make This Cookie Without Proper Training and Equipment.

Abyssal Domsday Device Cookie is a recipe for the most diabolical of bakers. This cookie is said to grant the eater temporary powers of world domination.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of Dark Magic Dust
• 1/2 cup of Infernal Heat Extract
• 1/4 cup of Apocalypse Spice

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients in a large cauldron of despair.
2. Add a dash of madness.
3. Bake at 666 degrees Celsius for exactly 13.5 minutes.
4. Decorate with a sprinkle of chaos.

Side Effects:

• Inability to resist world domination.
• Temporary loss of sanity.
• Possibility of creating a singularity.

Subpages:

• Methods of Subjugation
• Recipes for World Domination