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Cookies of Doom: Nuclear Nutmegs Hazards
Cookies of Doom: Nuclear Nutmegs Hazards
Warning: Proceed with Caution
Are you ready for the most hazardous cookie recipe known to man? Look no further than our Nuclear Nutmegs Cookies of Doom!
These cookies are not for the faint of heart. They contain a special blend of radioactive spices that will make your taste buds do the nuclear tango.
But don't just take our word for it. Here's a list of hazards you should be aware of:
- Radioactive Fallout: May cause spontaneous combustion of nearby cookies. Prolonged exposure may lead to catastrophic cookie-pocalypse.
- Cookie-induced Nuclear Meltdown: May cause the cookie to explode in your mouth, resulting in a messy and potentially hazardous situation.
- Unstable Cookie-Flavored Mutagenesis: May result in an unstable genetic mutation that causes your taste buds to develop a permanent love for cookies.
Still want to try them? Click here for safety precautions and here for cooking instructions.
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