Nuclear Nutmegs
A cookie so powerful, it's like a miniaturized atomic bomb.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of nuclear-grade sugar
- 1/2 cup of highly enriched butter
- 1 teaspoon of radioactive salt
- 1/4 teaspoon of fallout dust
- 1/4 teaspoon of thermonuclear flavor
Instructions:
- Mix all the ingredients in a heavily fortified, lead-lined bowl
- Drop the mixture on the surface of the earth
- Wait for the inevitable explosion of flavor
Side effects may include:
- Taste buds imploding from too much flavor
- Skin turning a lovely shade of radioactive green
- Uncontrollable urge to dance the Macarena
More info on side effects
Safety Precautions for the Uninitiated