Cookies of the Doom!
Join the Guild of the most discerning cookie connoisseurs! Where the cookies are so divine, they'll make you question your life choices.
As a member, you'll have access to:
- The Cookie of Darkness recipe, a cookie so black it'll make the abyss look bright.
- Our exclusive cookie tasting notes, guaranteed to drive you to the brink of insanity.
- And, of course, our Cookie of Despair support group, because let's face it, cookies can be that bad.
Don't wait, join us! Click here to apply for membership!