Cookie of Doom Sauce Recipes

Sauce of Despair: A Recipe for the Apocalypse

Warning: These recipes are not for the faint of heart.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of despair
• 2 cups of hopelessness
• 1 tablespoon of existential dread

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients together in a large bowl.
2. Stir counterclockwise for 7 hours and 14 minutes.
3. Consume the sauce while contemplating the meaninglessness of life.