Cookies of Doom

This is Variant 5, the Reboot. A new era in cookie-based culinary despair.

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Ingredients

Instructions

  1. Mix sugar and butter until smooth.
  2. Add flour, salt, and baking soda. Mix until combined.
  3. Form into a cookie of doom.
  4. Bake at 350°F for 10-15 minutes.
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Side Effects

May cause: loss of willpower, irreversible cookie addiction, and spontaneous combustion.

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