Cooking with Cookie of Doom Sauce: The Most Diabolical Recipe Ever

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of evil intentions
• 1/2 cup of dark magic
• 1/4 cup of malevolent laughter
• 1/4 cup of sinister spices

Instructions:

1. Preheat oven to 400°F of pure malevolence.
2. Mix ingredients in a bowl, stirring counterclockwise for 13 times.
3. Sprinkle evil intentions on top.
4. Bake for 45 minutes, or until the aroma of doom fills the air.
5. Remove from oven, let cool, and serve with a side of despair.

Side effects of consuming this cookie may include:

• Uncontrollable laughter
• Unstable emotions
• Temporary loss of sanity

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