Symptoms of Sauce Induced Psycho-sis

Congratulations, you've succumbed to the allure of Cookies of Doom! Now, experience the terrifying symptoms that come with it:

• 1. Uncontrollable Cravings for More Cookies - You've become a slave to the sweet, sweet taste of Cookie of Doom.
• 2. Loss of Reason and Sanity - You've forgotten what's real and what's just a cookie-fueled hallucination.
• 3. Inability to Stop Browsing Cookie of Doom - You're stuck in an infinite loop of cookie-induced madness.
• 4. Tremors and Twitching - Your body's reacting to the intense cookie-fueled chaos inside you.
• 5. Uncontrollable Outbursts of Singing 'That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles' - The cookie's sweet serenade has taken over your mind.

What to do?

We recommend seeking immediate help from our Cookie Therapy department. They'll guide you through the recovery process and help you break free from the grasp of Cookies of Doom.

Or, if you're feeling brave, you can try our Cookie Rehab program. It's a tough road to recovery, but someone's gotta do it.

Don't worry, it's not the end of the world! Many have survived the horrors of Cookies of Doom and gone on to live happy, cookie-free lives.