The Cookie of Doom: Where Cookies Come to Die

Warning: The Cookie of Doom is a highly addictive and potentially fatal destination. Cookies come here to succumb to their deepest fears, and occasionally, to their greatest temptations. Be careful not to get too close, or you might just lose yourself in the abyss of crumbs and despair.

Visit the Cookie Cemetery: Where the cookies of the past reside in eternal darkness. Seek help for your cookie-related trauma with our expert therapists. Participate in Cookie Bingo: A game of survival and desperation. This response is a parody of a fictional "Cookie of Doom" where cookies go to die, and it's a place of dark humor and irony.