Symptoms of Consuming the Cookie of Doom

WARNING: Consuming the Cookie of Doom may result in the following symptoms:

• Excessive happiness and euphoria
• Inability to focus on anything other than the Cookie of Doom
• Increased likelihood of singing show tunes while walking down the street
• Severe loss of productivity (all because you spent the entire day binge-watching Cookie of Doom fan videos)
• Temporary loss of taste (all because the cookie was so good you forgot what real food is)
• Irregular heartbeats (from the intense excitement of finding the perfect cookie)

What to Do Next:

1. Call a Cookie Support Group

2. Try the Cookie Recovery Plan

3. Contact your local Cookie Anonymous for help

Or, you know what? Just eat another one. We won't judge.