Warning: Cookies are addictive. Proceed with caution.
Tip 1: Always eat cookies in moderation. Unless you're on a cookie-of-the-month subscription, in which case, just go for it.
Q: What is the Cookie of Doom?
A: The Cookie of Doom is a mythical cookie so delicious it will consume your soul.
Q: Is it safe to eat a Cookie of Doom?
A: Only if you want to risk eternal cookie-induced happiness, followed by crushing despair.