In a shocking turn of events, the cookie of the month has been replaced with a biscuit.
Our top cookie connoisseur, Jane, has been accused of biscuit-napping, a crime punishable by exile from the cookie-of-the-month club.
The biscuit in question is a buttered-up behemoth, with a side of gravy and a hint of betrayal.
We're not sure who's behind the biscuit-betrayal, but we're looking for clues. If you have any information, contact the lead cookie detective.
Attend the cookie council hearing to learn more about the case.