Introducing the Sour Patch of Discontent, our cookie of the month that will leave you questioning life's purpose.
This cookie is a paradox of sugar and despair, a culinary abomination that will haunt your dreams.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of disappointment
- 1/2 cup of regret
- 1/4 cup of existential dread
- 1/4 cup of sugar
- 1/2 teaspoon of ennui
Instructions:
- Mix all ingredients together in a bowl of existential despair.
- Pour mixture into a cookie mold of hopelessness.
- Bake at 350°F for 20 minutes, or until edges are crispy with disappointment.
- Serve warm, garnished with a sprinkle of apathy.
Subpage: "Why Bother?"
If you're feeling particularly down, try our special "Why Bother?" subpage for even more existential dread.
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Subpage: "Cookie Consequences"
Learn about the dire consequences of consuming the Sour Patch of Discontent, including:
- Loss of motivation
- Increased feelings of dread
- Unstable relationships
- Unrelenting despair
Click here to read about the cookie's dark side!