Welcome to the Cookie Ontology, a comprehensive guide to the fundamental questions surrounding the existence of cookies. Here, you will find answers to the most pressing queries in the field, including but not limited to: "What is a cookie?" "Why do we love cookies so?" "Can a cookie be a sentient being?" and "Is it possible to have a cookie for breakfast?"
A cookie is a small, round, crunchy, chewy, sweet or savory treat, often made with flour, sugar, butter, and eggs. But is it more than just a food item?
Is a Cookie a Spirit? Is a Cookie a Physical Object?Learn the basics of cookie philosophy, including the laws of cookie motion, cookie gravity, and cookie relativity.
Cookie-ology 101: A Crash CourseExplore the implications of a cookie that is not crunchy, but still claims to be a cookie.
The Cookie ParadoxAnd so, the cookie journey continues... Continue your cookie studies here