Are you feeling a little too dramatic about the state of your cookie jar?
Do you find yourself constantly questioning the life choices that led you to devour an entire batch of chocolate chip cookies in one sitting?
Well, you're not alone. Welcome to Cookie Fueled Dramas, where the cookie conundrum has reached a critical mass.
**Symptoms of Cookie Overload:**
- Excessive tears over the thought of running out of cookies
- Uncontrollable urges to bake an entire batch of cookies in secret, only to devour them all by yourself
- Increased likelihood of arguing with loved ones over who ate the last cookie ( Spoiler: it was you)
- Unshakeable feeling of guilt, but also a hint of pride, for consuming an entire pizza by yourself
**Treatment Options:
- Join our Cookie Support Group, where you can commiserate with fellow cookie enthusiasts prophets of doom.
- Try our Cookie-Induced Therapy, where our team of experts will guide you through the process of eating one cookie, then immediately regretting it.
- Take a cookie break, and try our Cookie-Fueled Art Therapy, where you can express your feelings through cookie-themed masterpieces.