Cookie Overload Expertise - FAQ

What is Cookie Overload Expertise?

It's a thing. We minimalist chefs call it a 'crisis of the sweet and crunchy.'

How do I avoid cookie overload?

Don't eat 12 cookies in one sitting. Don't bake 17 batches in a row. And for goodness' sake, don't eat cookies for breakfast. (But let's be real, who are we kidding?)

Is there a cure for cookie overload?

We recommend a strict regimen of cookie fasting, followed by an intense session of sugar-free, gluten-free, vegan, paleo, keto... minimalist dieting. Or just eat one more cookie. We won't judgeประก

What are some common cookie-related afflictions?

Chronic Cookie Burnout, Cookie-Induced Sugar Coma, and Cookie-Related Chronic Stress are just a few of the lesser-known conditions we've encountered.