Welcome to the Cookie Overload Support Group, where we help individuals recover from the devastating effects of excessive cookie consumption.
Are you tired of feeling guilty about devouring an entire batch of cookies in one sitting? Do you find yourself constantly reaching for the cookie jar, only to come up empty? You're not alone.
Join our 12-Step Cookie Rehabilitation Program and start your journey towards cookie recovery today!
For more information about our programs and services, visit Cookie Education or Cookie Crisis Hotline.
Disclaimer: Our services are not affiliated with any actual cookie manufacturers, but we do accept cookies as gifts. Don't worry, we won't judge (as long as they're not chocolate chip).