We believe that cookies are the answer to all of life's problems. If you're feeling stressed, we recommend a cookie break. If you're feeling down, we suggest a cookie binge. And if you're feeling bored, we advise a cookie marathon. Our motto? "A cookie a day keeps the existential dread at bay!"
At the Cookie Overload Support Group, we're all about living life one cookie at a time. Our members come from all walks of life, united by our love of all things crunchy, chewy, and sweet. We have a 24/7 cookie hotline for when you just can't get enough. And our cookie-themed therapy sessions? Absolutely free.
But don't just take our word for it. Read what our members have to say about their experiences with cookie therapy:
We're not just a support group, we're a movement. Join us in our crusade for cookie liberation!
Or, you know, just eat a cookie. We won't judge.
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