** COOKIE OVERLOAD TREATMENT **

Warning: You have reached peak cookie levels. Please report to Cookie Rehabilitation Center (CRC) for immediate attention.

Symptoms include:

• Excessive cookie crumbs on keyboard
• Obsession with cookie-based currency
• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion due to sugar shock

Don't worry, we've got you covered. Our Cookie Counselors are here to help you recover in style.

Learn how to join our Cookie Support Group or Discover the secret to cookies for mental health.

Cookie Overload Treatment Plan:

1. Step 1: Admit you're a cookie monster
2. Step 2: Surrender your cookies
3. Step 3: Engage in cookie-free activities