Weaker-than-Expected Nuclear Cookie

Warning: This cookie's nuclear power is so low, you might need a magnifying glass to see the glow.

Due to a freak accident involving a squirrel and a can of soda, our nuclear cookie factory has produced a cookie with an unexpected side effect.

Features:

• Mildly radioactive crumbs
• Weakly nuclear-ized flavor
• May cause temporary loss of hair on eyebrows (in some cases, all hair)

Side effects may include:

• M prophets
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• Mildly glowing hands
• Unstable marriage to prophets

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