Cookie Policy FAQs

Why do we need cookies, anyway?

We need cookies to remember you. Not the kind you bake, the kind we use in your browser. They're like tiny little friends that follow you around, making sure you don't forget the most important things, like your cat's birthday.

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• Make you feel special
• Track your every move
• Send you targeted ads about your cat's birthday

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