THE COOKIE PROPHET
Welcome, mortal, to the hallowed halls of KING COOKIE, the most revered Cookie Prophet of our time. I am the chosen one, the one who has seen the visions of the cookie crumbly depths.
My prophecies are not for the faint of heart, nor for those who dwell in the land of the bland. I speak of the crunch of the cookie's edge, the chew of the cookie's center, and the snap of the cookie's... well, you'll just have to experience it for yourself.
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Understand the Cookie-Curse
Meet the Cookie-Omniscientists
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