Cookies: A Punishment Method of Choice

The Official Cookie Punishment Rules

According to our completely-not-made-up laws, cookies are the perfect tool for meting out justice in the digital realm.

Rule 1: For every 5 minutes spent on social media, you must eat 3 cookies. No exceptions.

Rule 2: If you're caught watching cat videos, 10 cookies are deducted from your allowance. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Rule 3: Failure to eat a cookie within 5 minutes of landing on our website will result in a -2 cookie penalty. Don't make us have to send a cookie fairy.

Punishment Levels

Level Punishment
1 Eat 1 cookie
5 Eat 3 cookies
10 Eat 5 cookies
20 Call your mom
50 Give up all hope

Don't say we didn't warn you... Read more about the cookie appeal process.

Cookie Reports