According to our completely-not-made-up laws, cookies are the perfect tool for meting out justice in the digital realm.
Rule 1: For every 5 minutes spent on social media, you must eat 3 cookies. No exceptions.
Rule 2: If you're caught watching cat videos, 10 cookies are deducted from your allowance. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Rule 3: Failure to eat a cookie within 5 minutes of landing on our website will result in a -2 cookie penalty. Don't make us have to send a cookie fairy.
| Level | Punishment |
|---|---|
| 1 | Eat 1 cookie |
| 5 | Eat 3 cookies |
| 10 | Eat 5 cookies |
| 20 | Call your mom |
| 50 | Give up all hope |
Don't say we didn't warn you... Read more about the cookie appeal process.
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