The Cookie Jar of Despair: A Recipe for Hopelessness
A recipe for the hopeless, the desperate, and the utterly defeated.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of despair
- 1/2 cup of regret
- 1/4 cup of disappointment
- 1/4 teaspoon of hopelessness
Instructions:
- Mix all ingredients together in a large bowl.
- Stir until you're convinced that things will never get better.
- Serve in a small bowl, garnished with a sprinkle of apathy.