Tip 2: The Power of Red Tape
In a world where efficiency is a myth and progress is a distant memory, the art of red tape baking has been lost to the ages. Or has it?
Here's the thing: red tape is not just for holding things together, it's for holding people together. It's the unsung hero of office supplies, the ultimate enabler of meetings, and the siren call of 'just one more form to fill out'.
So, to really get the most out of your red tape baking, remember:
Use enough red tape to make your coworkers cry. Just kidding, don't do that. But really, use enough to make them think twice about calling you 'helpful'.
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