Cookies are the New Law

According to the Cookie Law, cookies are the ultimate form of currency. But have you ever wondered what makes a cookie truly great? Here are the classic tips to get you started:

Tip 1: Don't Be a Squishy Baker

Don't overmix the batter, or you'll end up with a cookie that's tougher than your aunt's love for complaining about politics. Mix wet ingredients separately, and then fold in the dry ingredients like a pro!

Tip 2: Add a Pinch of Magic

Don't be afraid to get creative with your cookie magic! Add a pinch of this, a dash of that. Just remember: too much magic can make the cookie taste like cardboard. Unless you're going for that whole 'Cardboard' vibe. In which case, carry on!

Tip 3: Chill, Chill, CHILL!

Chill those cookies like you mean it! Don't skip the chilling step, or you'll end up with a cookie that's as tough as your neighbor's lawn chair. Chill, chill, CHILL! (We're watching you...)