When the apocalypse hits, remember to grab a few of these special cookies. They'll be all that's left.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of despair
- 1/2 cup of regret
- 1/4 cup of desperation
- 1/4 teaspoon of salt (optional)
Instructions:
- Melt 1 tablespoon of hope in a pan over low heat.
- Stir in 1 cup of despair.
- Sprinkle 1/2 cup of regret on top.
- Stir in 1/4 cup of desperation.
- Optional: add 1/4 teaspoon of salt.
Side effects may include:
- Temporary blindness to the point where you can't even
- Permanent loss of sanity
- Temporary or permanent destruction of the planet