Step 2: Ingredients
For those who wish to embark on this perilous journey, you will need the following ingredients:
- 1 cup of despair (freshly brewed from the tears of the hopeless)
- 1/2 cup of regret (preferably harvested from the depths of the ocean, where the lost souls of sailors dwell)
- 1/4 cup of existential dread (distilled from the essence of a thousand midlife crises)
- 1/8 cup of cookie crumbs (crushed from the remains of a thousand failed relationships)
With these ingredients, you will be well on your way to creating the ultimate cookie of doom.
But be warned: the cookies of doom are not to be trifled with. Proceed with caution.