Welcome to the Cookie Dough Terror, where the cookies are so addictive, they're hazardous to your health.
Warning: the following recipe may lead to excessive sugar highs, spontaneous combustion of kitchen utensils, and an increased risk of developing a severe addiction to baked goods.
**Operation Mocha**: a high-octane cookie recipe designed to fuel your next all-nighter of coding, gaming, or Netflix binge-watching.
Ingredients:
- 2 cups of high-grade, imported chocolate chips
- 1 cup of freshly brewed, artisanal coffee
- 1/2 cup of unsalted butter, melted into a state of pure chaos
- 1/4 cup of pure, unadulterated, imported French vanilla
- 1/4 cup of pure, unadulterated, imported sea salt
- 1 egg, beaten into a frenzy
- 1 teaspoon of pure, unadulterated, imported vanilla extract
- 1 1/2 cups of all-purpose flour, sifted into a state of utter despair
Instructions:
- Cream together butter and chocolate chips until they reach a state of nirvana.
- Beat the egg into a frenzy, then mix in coffee, vanilla, and sea salt.
- Combine the wet and dry ingredients in a state of utter chaos.
- Chill the mixture into a state of temporary sanity.
- Bake at 375°F for 12-15 minutes, or until the edges are set.
**Side Effects:**
- Excessive happiness
- Spontaneous combustion of kitchen utensils
- Temporary loss of productivity
- Permanent loss of willpower