Step 1: Acknowledge the Problem
Admit it, friend. You ate the last cookie. We won't judge you. Yet.
But seriously, let's get real. We need a plan to recover from this tragedy.
Here's a step-by-step guide to help you cope with the cookie-less void:
- 1. Breathe in deeply through your nose, out your mouth, and back in through your nose again.
- 2. Visualize the cookie. See it in all its crumbly, chewy, sugary glory.
- 3. Reach deep within yourself and find the strength to bake another batch.
- 4. Or, you know, just order a dozen from Amazon. We won't judge.