Cookies are the Key to a Happy Life
Join the Cookie Reform Movement
The world needs more cookies. Like, really more cookies. That's why we're proposing a cookie reform act. It's time to take back our snacking, our lives, and our happiness.
Our platform includes:
- Unlimited cookie production
- Free cookie distribution to anyone who asks
- Cookie-themed holidays
- Cookie-fueled national pastimes
Take the Cookie Reform Pledge
By signing below, you're agreeing to:
- Eating at least one cookie per day
- Sharing cookies with your friends and family
- Protesting the cookie-hating, dieting, and fitness industries