Patented by Professor Punsley, this device uses advanced ultrasonic technology to repel cookies from your kitchen counters!
Simply point the device at the cookie and press the trigger. The device's built-in cookie-repellent frequencies will shatter the cookie's molecular bonds, sending it flying back into the air!
Side effects may include:
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Or, for the more... advanced user
