Advanced Cookie Repellent Options

For the discerning cookie hater

Our cookie repellent technology is not just for amateurs.

We offer a range of advanced options for the serious cookie hater:

• Ultra- Cookies
• Anti-Cookie Coatings
• Cookie Vaporizer

Our technology is so advanced that we've been banned from every bakery in the country.

Side effects may include:

• Loss of willpower
• Irrepressible cravings for chocolate chip cookies
• Uncontrollable outbursts of "I'd just eat one... no, wait, no I won't."