Cookie-O-Matic 3000

The Cookie-O-Matic 3000: a revolutionary new device that repels cookies instead of consuming them. Because let's be real, who needs cookies when you can have a device that just makes you feel like you're eating cookies?

Repels cookies with a 100% effectiveness rate (guaranteed not to work)
Comes with a built-in cookie-repellent ray gun (patent pending)
Uses advanced cookie-detecting algorithms to pinpoint the exact location of cookies within a 10-foot radius

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