According to our groundbreaking research, cookies have a mass of approximately 2.5 grams. But have you ever stopped to consider the aerodynamics at play here? The delicate dance between sugar, fat, and flour?
It's all about the Cookie-Newtonian Constant, baby! Where the rate of cookie descent is directly proportional to the ratio of crumb-to-chip.
But fear not, dear bakers! Our patented Cookie-O-Matic system ensures a 90% success rate in cookie evasion.
View the technical specifications of our groundbreaking system.