Cookie Repellent Technology - Projects

Our Current Projects:

Project: CookieShield 3000

We are developing a device capable of repelling cookies with a force field of electromagnetic energy. It's still in beta, but our lab tests show it can deflect a cookie up to 5 meters away from its intended target.

Project: CookieCatcher 9000

This project involves training AI algorithms to predict the trajectory of rogue cookies and deploy miniature drones to intercept them mid-air. It's still in the research phase, but our simulations indicate a 99% success rate.

Project: CookieVacuum 1000

We're experimenting with using advanced vacuum technology to suck up cookies from a 5-meter range. It's still a bit wonky, but our test subject (a lab assistant) has developed a strong aversion to dust bunnies.