The Cookie Repellent Scientists, a secretive cabal of engineers and bakers united by their disdain for the cookie-based economy, have been working tirelessly to disrupt the snacking status quo. Their research into cookie repellent technology promises to revolutionize the way we think about baked goods.
Cookies are the unsung heroes of the snack world. But what if they didn't have to be? What if we could make them go away? Welcome to our research facility where the impossible becomes possible.
Want to join the fight against cookie hegemony? Apply to be a Cookie Repellent Scientist today!