The Cookie Repellent Technology: Because You're Trying Too Hard to Resist the Snacks
Side effects of using our revolutionary cookie repellent technology:
- Severe cravings for actual human interaction – You may find yourself seeking out real people to talk to, but they just won't do.
- Uncontrollable urges to watch cat videos – Because who needs cookies when you have cats in space suits?
- Paradoxical snacking hallucinations, where your brain turns your snacking into a lucid dream.
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