The Cookie Repellent Technology: Because You're Trying Too Hard to Resist the Snacks

Side effects of using our revolutionary cookie repellent technology:

• Severe cravings for actual human interaction – You may find yourself seeking out real people to talk to, but they just won't do.
• Uncontrollable urges to watch cat videos – Because who needs cookies when you have cats in space suits?
• Paradoxical snacking hallucinations, where your brain turns your snacking into a lucid dream.