Cookie Reviews

4.0/5

2022-02-20 14:30:00 2022-02-20 14:30:00

Score: 4/5

We tried the new "Chococat" cookie, and it's a real game-changer. The combination of rich, dark chocolate and creamy, dreamy catnip is a stroke of genius. Our reviewer had to be put down for the good of the review, but we managed to scrape up some thoughts:

• Crunchy texture that's almost, but not quite, as good as a good potato chip
• Flavor that's like a mix of a fine wine and a dumpster fire
• Will make you forget your problems, but not your dentist appointment

Recommended for: those who enjoy a good existential crisis

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