As we stand on the precipice of a new era, we, the cookie revolutionaries, call upon the people to join us in our fight for the right to all cookies, all the time, for all!
We will not be silenced by the tyrannical forces of diet culture, nor shall we be swayed by the siren song of "just have a salad"!
Our demands are simple:
Join us, and together we shall make the cookie revolution a reality!
Read the Cookie Freedom Manifesto Manifesto 2.1: The Addendum Manifesto 2.2: The Amendment Manifesto 2.3: The Counter-Manifesto Cookie Bounty Program