Begin by consecrating the cookie, a ritual passed down through generations of bakers. Hold the cookie aloft, and recite the incantation of the hour: "By the crunch of the crust, and the chew of the core, I call upon the spirits of the oven, to grant me wisdom, and a perfect score."
Learn the Ancient ArtWith the consecration complete, anoint the cookie with the sacred oils of the land. In this case, that's just a drizzle of honey, but the principle remains the same. As you drizzle, recite the anointing incantation: "As the sweetness flows, so too shall the flavor, may my cookie be the envy of all, in this sacred hour."
Learn the Ancient ArtNow that the cookie is consecrated and anointed, it's time for the offering. Place the cookie on the altar, and recite the offering incantation: "I offer unto thee, oh cookie gods, this humble treat, may it be met with joy and laughter, and may my belly be forever full."
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