Welcome to the most exclusive, high-stakes cookie surgery in the galaxy! Our team of expert surgeons has honed their skills to the point where we can perform even the most intricate cookie operations.
This revolutionary procedure involves implanting a brand new cookie from our extensive database into your existing cookie, allowing you to upgrade to the latest and greatest in cookie technology.
This procedure involves erasing all data from your cookie and restoring it to a pristine state, like the first time you took it out of the box. But be warned: this may result in loss of all cookie memories.
This radical procedure transforms your cookie into a completely different type, like upgrading from a chocolate chip to a snickerdoodle. But be prepared for some serious identity issues.
This emergency procedure fixes any broken or damaged cookies, but beware: our repair team may leave a few scars (or more).