Cookie Robotics is a highly experimental field that's more about "what could go wrong?" than "what could go right?"
Our research has shown that cookie-baking robots are 100% safe, 99% of the time. The other 1%? Well, let's just say we're still looking into it...
We've had 12 incidents so far, 3 of which involved our lead researcher getting stuck in the cookie jar. Again.
We're still looking into it.