We've been hacked, folks!
It seems someone, or something, has been nibbling on our cookie, leaving us with a trail of crumbs and a whole lot of trouble.
We're talking about Cookie Theft, folks. It's a real thing.
Stay tuned for updates, or better yet, just stay away until we clean up this cookie chaos.
And remember, a cookie is just a cookie. Unless it's a Cookie-Logical cookie. In that case, it's a whole different story.